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Hello there! Call me Void. I'm fairly friendly, come by and chat. My sideblogs are anthem-anatheme for Destiny, zenosviatorgalvus for ffxiv, and kelthuzad for WoW.
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marinebiologyshitposts:

marinebiologyshitposts:

the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we’ve already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we’re the devils hole pupfish of people.

me and my mutuals

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strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

i’m at a concert thingy and the bands don’t start for another 2 hours, but they have the stage set up and are letting people come up and do karaoke. this family just went up w their kids to belt out cartoon songs and when they held the mic up for the baby to try, it babbled cutely for a sec and then grabbed on and unleashed one of those horrible piercing baby SCREAMS at the top of their little baby lungs and i’m pretty sure wiped out the first 3 rows of people lmao

one of the bands sampled the baby shriek and added it to their songs

it’s extremely not good to listen to

btc-official:

on the planet of the…

TREBLE

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DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY

MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY

SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH

TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”

moveslikekeithrichards:

sometimes u make up a guy & it takes 4000 tries to draw them right and sometimes u make up a guy & draw them right the 1st time and never again

mutant-distraction:

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Wandering Albatross

Credit 📸 : @birdthrew

spooky-catboy-angel:

funnygeppetto:

Day old chicks are so funny, they just fall asleep so easily

youll have to excuse them… it is very tiring to be small and tiny

beesmygod:

beesmygod:

“women are my favorite guy” is the phrase of the summer imo

i cant stop thinking about it. its so fucking funny

buddwyer:

(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys

7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

sharlatan-ka:

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

onlinebeast:

onlinebeast:

Wearing a t-shirt that says “Hungry for Aquarium Meat” which of course I’m wearing to the Aquarium

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My date would wear that one.

bunjywunjy:

the-descolada:

baby chain catshark hasn’t learned how to swim yet

well give him a minute he’s two blinks old